After exhausting all available help available on Google about my Dreamweaver crashing, I finally did a complete reinstall today. I want to emphasize that there was no solution to this problem available anywhere on the internet, including Adobe’s support forums. I went through and eliminated every possible problem listed on Adobe’s tech support checklist. There is only one conclusion to make: This is a poorly written piece of software!
Let me go over a few things for my loyal readers:
- Installation of software really only requires reading from a disk, decompressing files in some cases, and saving them on the hard drive. There are no magic elves behind the scenes doing anything else! Installations of software requiring significantly more time than copying the files are broken. No exceptions.
- The difference between your computer after installing software, and before installing software, is the presence of files on the hard drive. The files come off the disk, and are placed on the hard drive. That is it!
- Why can’t any decent software company produce an accurate progress indicator? How is it that the installation progress can be at 95% for the majority of the time during installation? What monkey programs this stuff?
Dreamweaver is the best software available for web design, but that doesn’t mean it is good. Good software doesn’t have the following problems I discovered while looking for a solution:
- Dreamweaver contains a bug that forces it to crash due to daylight savings time.
- Dreamweaver contains a bug that renders the entire program useless if a file has exactly 8k of data. The official solution to this problem is actually to edit the file using a different program, and to add or remove a few bytes of data. I’m not kidding.
- Uninstalling Dreamweaver software doesn’t uninstall anything. Try it if you don’t believe me! After you uninstall it, the files are still there! The settings must get removed when you uninstall, right? Wrong again! Adobe has a special adobe clean program that you are supposed to download, and run to make sure everything is ready to reinstall. This doesn’t remove all the files either!
The whole episode reminded me of the dark ages when I still used Windows. At least the Adobe tech support checklist didn’t ask me to check if the computer was plugged in. It did however get to a point in the checklist where it started telling me I had a hardware problem.
I have some advice for Adobe, and any other software developers out there. If uninstalling and reinstalling software isn’t enough to fix the problem, then your software is broken. Think about that when you are deciding to charge thousands of dollars for upgrades.